Loan Guru Gifts

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

'Mr McNab is a forfaiter for Eeziloan.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The best financial decision I ever made.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

"We need to change, but WHEN?"