Living With Alzheimer's Gifts

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

Alzheimer's Disease

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Church Basement Foodie

Sloth 10K.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

New Hampshire Minute

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Mirror mirror...

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Organic farm

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Back Down

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!