Coping With Alzheimer's Gifts

Man enters room, on nearby table sit 'Memory Album' and one marked 'Fuhgettaboutit'.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

"Forget railway season tickets. Stick to day returns from now on."

"Don't you think it's time to admit to yourself that this rash will not clear up on it's own."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

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'If you're bored do some writing.You could start by writing your will.'

Cold Call

"Hopefully my body language tells you all you need to know."

"My grandfather dies from asbestos poisoning - it took 'em 3 weeks to cremate him...."

"Good news. Your financial problems are going to seem insignificant."

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."