Dealing With Memory Loss Gifts

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimer's Walk."

Memory loss

"I don't know who you are!"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Now...what was I doing

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

The night

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

"My memory's terrible these days"

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'I'm afraid that your father is dead. Dead as a Dodo.'

'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'

Memory School.

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

"Yes, this is a used coffin. My brother was a car dealer."

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."