Dealing With Memory Issues Gifts

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I cross the road to forget."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"Did you ever wonder where your phone is while you're looking at it?"

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."