Living With Alzheimer's Pillows

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

Alzheimer's Disease

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Church Basement Foodie

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

New Hampshire Minute

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Mirror mirror...

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Back Down

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'