Living History Gifts

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

'Isn't it exciting that our house was chosen for the reenactment?!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Several generations live together in Cuba

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Family DNA

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Coronavirus Waves

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Crocodile

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

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