Living History Pillows

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

'Isn't it exciting that our house was chosen for the reenactment?!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Family DNA

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Coronavirus Waves

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Crocodile

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stratigraphy