Living History Museum Lover Gifts

Colonial Larrysburg.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

Southwark Fair.

Knight Golfing

'Where was the TSA?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Moses' Tablet

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"It is we."

Paul Ree

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"