Live Game Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, son, but you can't fast-forward through the time-outs. We're actually at the game."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'