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"Sorry, son, but you can't fast-forward through the time-outs. We're actually at the game."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'