Little Shepherd Gifts

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Sheep Ledger

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Merry Christmas.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'