Little Shepherd T-Shirts

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Merry Christmas.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

The return of the four sheepskins

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."