Silly Shepherd T-Shirts

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Get crazy once in a while

Sheep Ledger

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Merry Christmas.

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

They can't all look like sheep butts.