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'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Bypass the Falls

Fisherman get a good catch.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

The art of fishing.

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

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'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

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