Little Lures And Laughs Gifts

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Bypass the Falls

The art of fishing.

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Royal Flush