Lover Of Creative Lures Gifts

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

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"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"You're amazing!"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

The art of fishing.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Give that back!'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''