Love And Laughs T-Shirts

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

'Don't worry about it, nurse. Mr. Jones is one of my private patients.'

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'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Being with you reminds me that the days are getting longer."

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

Golf cheerleaders.