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'I think I've got a bite!'

'You lifted your head.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

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"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Foxy lady

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"OK, what have you done?"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

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Fisherman get a good catch.

The art of fishing.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Oh,Bobby, you silly thing - I didn't want the cheese that much!'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And we'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert … I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane. House of Java.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."