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"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

R.C.I.A.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Cornucopia

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

The art of fishing.

Lady Anglea

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

Slug Hospitals

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Weak Knights

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Parsifal

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.