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You're never going to catch anything that way.'

'You lifted your head.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The art of fishing.

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"We're quietly happy."

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'