Literature And Westerns Fan Gifts

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"Author does not do tricks."

Dating an English Major

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

George Orwell

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The Book Lover

"I'm in children's books, myself."