Literature And Westerns Fan Mugs

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Nun Fight.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dating an English Major

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

The Book Lover

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande