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"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Historic Bank Jobs.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Mama! Aliens.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Billy the kiddy!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"El muy mal perro"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Ronald Reagan

Cowboy