Western Movie Fanatics Mugs

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'Mama! Aliens.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Domestic Pardners

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"El muy mal perro"

"Billy the kiddy!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Ronald Reagan

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'