Western Movie Fanatics Mugs

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Domestic Pardners

"Billy the kiddy!"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"El muy mal perro"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Ronald Reagan

Cowboy

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."