Literary Poser Gifts

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Subway Library

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

The First Art Critic

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Plagiarism

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Selfie

Best wines book

“How was the beach?”

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

Brain Traffic.

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

Schrodinger's cow

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

"I'm frustrated because I wish I were criticizing greater things."

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Caveman painting by numbers.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Taking selfies

A Writer's Suicide