Literary Poser Gifts

I'm also carrying that book around without reading it.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Subway Library

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Plagiarism

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Best wines book

Selfie

“How was the beach?”

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

Brain Traffic.

"I'm frustrated because I wish I were criticizing greater things."

Schrodinger's cow

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Caveman painting by numbers.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

Taking selfies

The Dawn of Civilization.