Literary Humorists Pillows

Heimishe Hamlet

Our housekeeping

"'See Spot run.' 'See Spot run?' Who wrote this crap?"

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

'Damn, this guy swiped my pick up line.'

"Do you like your job at the prison library?"

'Calm down, it's just Little Red Riding Hood: I'll take care of it...'

Vegetarian Bookshop - books include War and Peas, Goodbye Mr Chips.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'

Whack the author.

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

"Puss in cement boots"

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

"Dad, can you read?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Hipsters"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The First Fire Stick

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"She's a miniature."