Ironic Humorists Pillows

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"What a coincidence. I did my own taxes too."

"My education was a nightmare! Bullying, time-outs, bickery and tipsy-teachers!"

My Life as a Troll

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"I my day we used real scotch."

"The problem with you one percenters is that you don't understand the struggles of us two percenters."

"Could you hold a second?...I have a call."

'Unlike me, seek financial peace first, before inner peace.'

Born Cynical,,,,

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"Warm, generous, sincere? - Hey, I must be dead."

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

Polly txt speak

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

The First Fire Stick

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