Historical Humorists Pillows

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Wow! I can feel the synergy already."

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

William Tell

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'For God's sake, Elias - it's 1645! If you don't let me out by 1700, the dinner will be ruined!'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Lady Godiva - the first scantily clad advertising model.

Dido and Aeneas

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

Frans Hals Visuals.

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

The Spoonish Inquisition

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Medieval headlines.

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

Shakespeare as an Infant

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Tom Brown's Schooldays.' ('Jeremy Flashman')

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

"Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books."

"Oh dear, I fear Mr. Wentworth may have fallen upon hard times again."