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Books About Ice Cream

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Deep-fried Chicken for the Soul

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Hard to follow...'

'And what were you thinking of eating with this book tonight?'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Cook in the cookery section.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Bookworm group

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"You complete me."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'