Literary Foodie Mugs

Books About Ice Cream

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Hard to follow...'

'And what were you thinking of eating with this book tonight?'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Bookworm group

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"You complete me."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."