Literary Foodies Mugs

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

Library - Food For Thought.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Hard to follow...'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Where cronuts come from.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"You complete me."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Tasty.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"