Lining Up Gifts

Domino Toppling Championship

La Table

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Yellow Pencil

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. The Greenest Olympics ever.

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Nest of cables

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

Stand in the Q.

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

"No, his phone line is fine. Maybe he just doesn't love you anymore."

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.

Sorry out of numbers.