Lining Up Mugs

Domino Toppling Championship

La Table

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Fresh fish

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Yellow Pencil

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. The Greenest Olympics ever.

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

Nest of cables

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

Stand in the Q.

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Would the jerk who just cut in front of the Starbucks line please report to a white discourtesy phone.'

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

"No, his phone line is fine. Maybe he just doesn't love you anymore."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.

Sports that the British excel at: Queuing.