Linguistic Pranksters Pillows

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

Time Table

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."