Linguistic Tricksters Pillows

'Don't tell him I can't speak, French. He's paying me to translate his girlfriends letters.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Shred the plank."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Time Table

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Ventriloquist's fete

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"I appreciate you keeping up with the vernacular of the times, but please refrain from referring to the billion-dollar restructuring as 'The Dealio'."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Good ephening."

'They argued over the ordering of a cutty sark.'

'What do you call an eskimo's house which has no toilet?'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats