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Chiropodist

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Bench Press Accident

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Robber on treadmill

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"On your left."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'