Limb Humorist Mugs

Chiropodist

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"On your left."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Olympic Torch Training

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'