Skeleton Humorists Mugs

Desert Help Desk.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

"You took your time!"

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

The Spine Center

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'We can't pull the plug until the paperwork is finished.'

'Are we there yet?'

Chiropodist

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.'

Bortex: Debilitating personal field emitted by self-congratulatory people, theorized to consist of large sluggish sub-atomic particles called 'borons'.

Covid pumped up by Death

Fourth age club annual outing