Lily Pad Loungers Gifts

"I was there the entire time he painted this. Looked him right in the eye for hours. How could he not include me?"

'Not that net!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Love chair

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Mexican Dog

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'My dietitian told me to do something about my weight.....'

Reserve Ants

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Summertime in the city

'Well played, sir.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Floating

Mountain Escalator