Lily-pad Lovers Gifts

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

First Prize!

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

The Scottish Lawn

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Do you look like your pet ?

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

GoalieRobics.