Lily-pad Lovers T-Shirts

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

First Prize!

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

The Scottish Lawn

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"You know your dog better than I do."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Do you look like your pet ?

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'