Lily Pad Dreamer Gifts

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Reese Witherspoon

Little Princess.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Marilyn's Rushmore

Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

George Clooney Machine

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Blockbuster Billion Club

JET (Part I)

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Hollywood producer.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.