Lily Pad Dreamer Mugs

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Little Princess.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Sleeping Beauty

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Define fair."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

JET (Part I)

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Blockbuster Billion Club

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.