Pillowy Dreamer Gifts

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Reese Witherspoon

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Walkers

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Marilyn's Rushmore

George Clooney Machine

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

JET (Part I)

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Martin Scorsese

Trump Overload

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Hollywood producer.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I want a pony!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Geoffrey Rush