Likability Strategist Pillows

"Sure, he's pulverizing your face, but you're chipping away at his likability."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Separations.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"We're making progress."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."