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"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"I'm beginning to wonder if McDonald and his dog were quite as close as we were led to believe."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"

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"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."