Loyalty Program Manager Pillows

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

Others will fight for you

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

You've Got Mail

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."