Customer Loyalty Specialist Pillows

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

Others will fight for you

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"Please feel free to browse."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

You've Got Mail

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.