Lighthearted Recovery Tales Gifts

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Foster failure

Self-esteem room

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Psychiatry visit.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"It's cooties."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

Alcoholics Anon "It all started with a few million small sherries and mince pies..."

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Man about to enter a therapy session, with the doorbell showing a 'depress' sign.

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'The good news is the diseases you've mangaed to avoid far outnumber the diseases you've got.'

'Psychiatry is doing wonders for me.'

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'Don't be alarmed, my dear - I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous.'